mandugh:

“what big eyes you have”

“the better to see your nudes with, my dear”

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wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

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overly attached fans

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• When standing: FAT
• When sitting: FAT
• When laying down: FAT
• When stretching: FAT
• In baggy clothes: FAT
• In form fitting clothes: FAT
• In bathing suit: FAT
• Awake: FAT
• Asleep: FAT
• Alive: FAT
• Dead: Look how FAT she was

raichurocks:

heyitsjanesdiary:

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

This. This is powerful.

And it makes me feel sad 

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nigerian:[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

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