tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

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romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

• unfollow them
• done

theclearlydope: Pussy Magnet.

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rasengyakuten Indirectly offending a friend 

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

warpedlamp: I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.

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