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sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
calm yo tits
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